- Chance: It'd be pretty cool to have sex with a vampire I guess.
- Me: I dated a vampire chick once.
- Ashley: What?! That's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.
- Chance: Was she a real vampire?
- Me: Chance, I don't know how to break it to you, but vampires aren't real.
- Chance: What? Since when?
- Me: If you're getting this stressed out now, wait till you hear about Santa Clause.
- Chance: No! I'm out! Santa Clause is real damnit. *Storms out of living room*
- Jessica: He did the same thing when I tried to tell him about the tooth fairy.
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